Game over funnies

I know I know, I am trolling the net too much but I found this and just had to share

Michael Jordan having ‘retired,’ with $40 million in
endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every
night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but
he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make
$618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX
($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and
endorsement money, they would have to do it
at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round
of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for
that round.

He’ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100- meter dash in the
Olympics, and about
$15,600 during the Boston Marathon .

This year, he’ll make more than twice as much
as all U.S. Past presidents for all of their
terms combined.

Amazing isn’t it?

However…
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next
500 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has
at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins …..

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